^^Alrighty then, belligerent n00by n00b confirmed.
Discovered bitcoin & joined the forum at peak price, right before the bubble burst.
Now broke, angry, & eking out a living by white-knighting various petty crooks.
Carry on

I never said it was my first account, I said it was my
main one. And I bought my first coins around £50-70, so still quite in profit, but I think you've lost your composure now and have just descended into making stuff up and acting childish. Well done. Carry on.