The final results of the poll to determine the fate of the Prime Controller given to Cryptsy appear to be in:



These are the "poll" results after blatant and obvious vote tampering by Cryptsy. The results before this disgraceful and criminal tampering are quite clear:



I am outraged at this blatant vote tampering. The poll is clearly divided into four categories, the category of "Other" being the clear winner. As BitJohn has correctly pointed out, they can not award the Prime Controller to something abstract, like an Ostrich Penis, or the Eye of Mordor, or "shove up ass". The first true human entity in the winning category is Paul Revere. I was dutifully and rightfully voted the recipient of this functioning Paycoin Prime Controller and I demand that Cryptsy make good on their word and cede ownership to me immediately! NOW! I demand that Cryptsy make good on their promise NOW!