I assure you, my trust is 100% real.  I have earned it, and now I'm making it available those who can afford it.
Save up your Satoshis, don't drug or gamble, and someday you'll be able to buy some Trust of your own.
And I'll be ready to sell it to you.

In the meantime, I thank you in advance for GTFO my thread.

MadZ: This account was already negative-ratted by Quickseller and a totally unrelated user who is totally not Quickseller within a few seconds after his comment.

Of course this account is not going to be trusted, that's why I plan to use a reputable escrow service.