i wanna know when the citizenry get to have some sabo orbiting rounds
Screw that, I want a Californium-251 mini-bomb on me, capable of producing say 100 tonnes of TNT-blast, all connected to a hidden switch, as well as an EKG and an EEG, so if I get killed in a robbery people will know, and the robber won't survive. That would give criminals incentives not to rob me, and people nearby incentive to keep me safe as a baby.
So long as you advertise that fact. One robber comes along who doesn't know, and your estate will have one hefty class-action suit to deal with.