Why is that? Because they wont happen? He's telling everyone to eat a big Cock meat sandwich.
I'd like to see it in its full context.
Read the OP.
I'm leaning more toward the idea that if Pirate were going to bail, he would be long gone by now.
Have you ever tried anal? You know you gotta loosen up the asshole before you stick the dick in? That's what's happening here. It's a way of pirate coping with what is about to go down as well, first starts saying things as a "joke", then it really happens. I see it often with people.Holy shit, I spewed my coffee everywhere when i read this.
Best post I have read in months.....fucking classic.