Found MPEX's owner in #bitcoin-assets who offered me a great deal (In my opinion) on a 3 month put option on the price of BTC tied to Bitfinex last ask price.

Strike price of $215 USD

Fee of $7.50 USD in BTC per BTC optioned.

Time for you all to lose your pants, socks, sweaters and all in BTC and for me to make THOUSANDS!