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I think you should pay attention, because you are only free to ask why you were banned? So I think you cannot post freely here in the meta section (or it will be considered 'ban evasion').
Unless Salty is simply taunting me with his question, I assume he expects an answer.
And if you, my new friend, learn to STFU & stop padding your post count with meaningless drivel that you neither understand nor is any of your fucking business, that'd be real nice.
Not interested in your interpretation of the unofficial unrules that mods may or may not follow, depending on how fancy strikes them

and if you learned to STFU and stop posting period with all of your meaningless drivel I'm sure people would appreciate that also.
Maybe you can start selling tinfoil ban-hammers. I hear there are no forum rules against that either, but I'm sure you'll find a way to figure out how to get banned for that also, then I figure you'll turn around and blame everyone else in that little whiny way you have.
here's a clue: It's not them, it's you.