After studying the fascinating Garzaneese language for the last few months, I think I am able to
translate.

 " Over the past couple of weeks I have promised to give over $700,000 to people to develop my ideas
under different company names.  So I now have to create crowdfunding campaigns for each of those
ideas so that I am actually able to pay for them to be built, so please go to cryptochange and give me some more
of your money so that I can pay what I already promised out"