Wait.... let me get this straight. You guys... willingly? gave your bitcoins to a Pirate, and now you want them back?
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HAHAHAHAHA
What's even funnier is that Bitlame is going to call 911 and DEMAND, using a LOUD VOICE, that they respond to his panic attack by devoting actual law enforcement resources to getting back the magic internet monies he voluntarily gave away.
Then, I predict something even more funny will occur, as crazy Bitlame's frothing head meets Officer Friendly's nightstick/taser/sidearm!