No reason to get upset.
We're not dealing with legacy trust systems of yesteryear, Vod. No! This paradigm-shifting, game-changing disruptive technology is on the tipping point of turning into a Black Swan. Revolutionary stuff, Vod, not to be rushed.
As soon as our legal team irons out the last few kinks and gives us the go-ahead, it's ON, it's Showtime!
Now then...
Will you be purchasing this Trust for your personal use, or as a gift for A Special Someone?
I'm not upset.
I'm just calling you a bullshitter.

And I'm done feeding the troll.
Vod, this isn't just any troll. And this is satire worthy of Jonathan Swift. Why am I the only one to see it?! Am I wrong?