v I love this meme!

^It's Coins101 trying to sweep the truth of Dash's instamine under the rug of his first-thing-ever-proven-by-mere-supposition-Monero-scam. I'm calling it Coin's101 Freudian rug.
Now, that other fiction Adam quoted of Coins 101 is horrendous and should be burned or buried; it reads like a forty-year-old's attempt at juvenile fantasy after his first "How to write fiction" class at the local Muny--at least wait till second semester before forcing us to read what would be the porn equivalent of a collection fluffer on fluffer outtakes.*
*Thankfully AFAIK fluffer on fluffer porn doesn't exist. And it shouldn't--so please don't anyone make this, ever.