What I am asking is: would you be interested in a practical, cheap, superior way of storing Bitcoin physically?
Who wouldn't be storing their coins in such a way? Having it cheap and practical is what most of us look for.
You could laminate your paper wallet( well you're supposed to) and drop it off at your vault and have multiple copies saved with you.
Something else like the ledger wallet is pretty practical as well, unfortunately it only supports chrome. So you can't always use it on the go
when needed urgently.