Found MPEX's owner in #bitcoin-assets who offered me a great deal (In my opinion) on a 3 month put option on the price of BTC tied to Bitfinex last ask price.
Strike price of $215 USD
Fee of $7.50 USD in BTC per BTC optioned.
Time for you all to lose your pants, socks, sweaters and all in BTC and for me to make THOUSANDS!
This is going to prove either a very smart or a very dumb move IMO.
One thing is for certain: It's a gamble.
I hope you put down only what you can afford to lose.