Another stupid comment. Here's Dash trading with $1 volume:
Coin Exchange Volume
DASH Bleutrade $ 1
Lol. Smooth, I haven't even heard of that exchange before. Look at Poloniex instead. On XMR's primary exchange (!!!), Dash is at 26 BTC volume, and XMR is at 40 BTC volume. Dash is catching up on an exchange that is the go to place for Monero!