No one seems to want the story.
EDIT: I think reporters dislike being trolled by people like me
Isn't that right Mike
Muhahahahahahahaha!
Only because I blame you for the Homerun statement and making me spit soda all over my MacBook

HomeRun Garzoff, CEO of Dummies Unemployed at Home (DUH)
You see this wikipedia article lately?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantor_Fitzgerald