Where is the proof I didn't rejoin the army and go and chew gum and kick ass?

I believe I am alive but I will not return as the great satoshi because the fame was getting to much. For everyone's information I never deleted my private keys and when the time is right I will be offloading them on you all my friendly bunch.

Note.. I am not satoshi but I don't believe he deleted keys but do wonder where the fk he is, abducted by aliens? Was an alien! hmmmm