Fuck Rarity! She's one of those...you know...ponies. The last person who tried to bring peace to the world via his quote, "Can't we all just get along!" recently drown. It's a shame his girlfriend couldn't save him with that common swimming pool implement--a shovel. Now we are led to believe, by our government no less, that he had drugs in his system. Really?

As far as IRC is concerned, everybody knows that it was developed by some Chinese dude and stands for I Love Computers.

~Cackling Bear~

PS: I hope I contributed to the narrative correctly.