(of course I know what an .onion address is)

That is one of the reasons I said you were providing a good example on how to fail with an altcoin.

If you assumed your adopters all have Tor enabled or want to hassle with Tor just to read your link, then you have no clue whatsoever about marketing. Study the importance of attrition rate on new leads.

Besides Tor is compromised and arguably a honeypot. Why should I use it when it is telling the NSA to focus extra effort on tracking everything I do!

If we are going to fix the internet, we need to fix it so that is works well for regular people with a single-click, no hassles, and no technobabble.

The second reason is this. And the third reason is IMO the chosen name is good for a fantasy game but not a serious currency (but Doggiecoin may beg to differ).