... wall of truth ...
This
devastating display of sanity should not be buried on page 57 of some obscure thread, but
stapled to the church door.
Make it a top level post. Get it stickied as a warning, and for future reference. Perhaps the next would-be catastrophe can be averted.
This. People have started upteen threads with idiotic theories about Pirate's "business model," and this is more valuable than all of them.