At the very moment you are stating that
-- I will accept a bet of any size. Literally any size.
it becomes clear that this bet is a fucking scam, because you apparently didn't think a second about paying back. If you would have done so, you would have limited the maximum amount according to what you would be able to loose. This is bullshit.
And bitcoin.me is right, speaking in third person about oneself is a complete no-go and a reliable indication of
lets just say a weird guy, I don't want to be rude.