^You'll forgive me if I disagree. Especially in light of his admitting to being an alt.
inb4 sarcasm/facetious: the best way to weasel out if eventually caught in a lie: "but i admitted 2 being his alt, look!"

Far as dicksizing:
"But I'm no 3V01 M4s73r H4x0r, so I'm guessing my slack opsec is "good 'nuff" Cheesy"
Won't lie tho, do enjoy making pontificating buffoons look stupid. Is that so wrong?