Spoiler alert: you lose, and worse: you realize too late that your cross-dressing eroge games won't hold you at night in your single bedroom hovel. Meanwhile the rest of us are partying on the surface of the fucking sun.
Dunno about the rest of you, but I'd certainly rather hovel in a single bedroom on Earth rather than party on the surface of the sun.
Were gonna need really good air conditioners if we follow this guy.