This is so well-written and easy to understand that anyone pretending not to understand can only be assumed to be "playing the fool."
yet so full of falsehoods such as "You have not lost a single bitcoin.". yeah, oat hay

Any "loss" (no matter what method of book-keeping you prefer) matters ZERO as a mitigating factor. If you slipped up somewhere and let yourself be identified, you'll eventually find this out firsthand.