Sell now at 0.0023 and buy back at 0.0008
Shorting xmr now is not a stupid thing
I bet you're not doing it, or show a screenshot of you having shorted already in this range with a serious amount of XMR
I'll do it if you give me 1 XMR for every XMR I short

I'll ask again: what other exchanges trades XMR and has a decent volume? i know bittrex has it cryptsy doesn't. I don't know many altcoin exchanges though.