but seeing how I want privacy and fungability in a coin, I'll chose Monero
I'm a troll
You're not the smartest out of the bunch are you. Making up terms such as "invisible" money is plain trollish. Please, for the sake of all that is good, go read up on what fungibility actually is. If you did, then you'd know that having a blockchain like Monero's that is obscured or opaque would fit the bill perfectly, rather than a blockchain that is transparent.
Bitcoin's fungibility is low because of it's transparent blockchain, if it's blockchain wasn't transparent, then "finding sustainable traceable patterns of monetary movement" would be impossible, not the other way around.
I used to think you knew what you were saying after looking at your price forecasting posts. But after reading your posts over recently concerning other things, such as this, you're entirely clueless. It's best you leave this talk to others, quite embarrassing...and disappointing.