Stop calling state of the art cryptocurrency "altcoins".
What's state of the art about them? Bitcoin is state of the art if anything, but I think alt coins are both alts and crypto. Crypto is the name for them all but bitcoin was the pioneer so any other coins are alternative to it.
Stop calling state of the art cryptocurrency "altcoins".
You're right. They should be called crap or shitcoins

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Someone called them bullshit coins today, which is a new term to me.
My personal favourite is 'buttcoins'.