Someone could make a bitcoin doom story generator and sell to the bears trolls from the forum.
Would save them lots of time
(if they haven't done it yet)...
Conversely, someone should write a lame butthurt reply generator and sell it to the bulls

As a matter of fact, I've just incorporated my software company, BBBBB (Bawwing Butthurt Bull Bot, Belize) in Belize & am floating IPO sharez on Havelock.
Don't miss the boat, Brewins. Buy now or baww later

I think the fact bulls post from a primary account, whereas bears seem to use throwaways speaks volumes.