
Well, well, well! Ain't that special! I was just notified via email having the following text in its Subject:
Bruno, people are looking at your Linkedin profile
You wanna know the funny part? You're gonna love this. My last name is spelled incorrectly. I created that account years ago with having no idea what I was goin' use Linkedin for, but wanted to familiarize myself with the platform nonetheless at the time.
It gets funnier! NOBODY has ever viewed that account before, at least I never received an email stating such. I've never posted it anywhere on the internet, nor told anybody about it, yet there's Jeff Ownby a few minutes ago takin' a look-see.
And, it gets even funnier. One of my rarely used user accounts on this forum is attached to that email address.
I told you it was funny.
Well, let's see if I can make this even funnier. You guys are gonna love this!
Jeff[rey Scott] Ownby (I know you're reading this thread, or at the very least one of your fucked-up-in-the-head minions WILL bring it to your attention), please contact me within the next 24 hours and let me know you're ready to transfer to me
$10K $20K $24,686.94 ($8,228.98 X 3) USD via bitcoin otherwise I turn this welcome revelation over to the authorities.