You're right, there's no way the HUGE INTENTIONAL INSTAMINE could have been spread to other addresses

If only there was some kind of PROOF that 1.5 million coins were mined in the first 8 hours... oh wait, what's this:

Hello everyone!
I'm looking for input on how to improve the above DASH graphics into a more user-friendly format. I've also created a new Dashtalk account and look forward to cross-posting all the relevant information.
I was tempted........... but No.
No, exactly. Deep breaths and count to ten.
Like a screaming toddler, it will eventually just pass.
Unfortunately for you and the rest of the Dashtards, the fraudulent premine/instamine Evan tried to convince you was "Just a bug... whoops!" isn't going anywhere. Maybe it's time for another rebrand!
I also love how Evan schemed his way into millions of dollars worth of premine/instamine (purely by accident of course) but still couldn't be bothered to show up to your little circle jerk event. Speaks volumes doesn't it.
Not very professional to even claim it was a bug and then let alone try and "fix" what really was just an intentional way to reduce coin supply.