If they're going to give him life they should just kill him. He's young, he could potentially live another 50 years in prison. At $30k per year to house a federal prisoner, that judge just cost the taxpayers $1,500,000.00. I hope something bad happens to that judge for wasting all that money. Not critical bad but bad, like tonight I hope he has a really painful bowel movement that ruptures a hemorrhoid.
The judge was a woman, so if she had any children, then the hemorrhoid option is definitely in play.
Note to self: If I get arrested first for echoing QA's sentiment, don't make the authorities aware that my pseudo partner in crime is bald.
