please criticize my plan so I may educate myself, I just want the whole world to get up and use bitcoin already
You'd be among two dozen others trying to sell me a subscription to Greenpeace, a magazine written by homeless people, red roses, balloons, memberships to various cults, soaps, stuffed animals and many more I can't remember but it's certain you'll meet them.
What's not certain is that you'll sell even a single bitcoin.