Oh drat. I hate being behind the times. So, okay.
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You are a confused guy
You are a brainwashed guy
You are a victim of your polluted society
You are an imbecile unable to think for yourself and lack the mental capacity for logic and comprehension
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Thanks. I feel much better now.
Did I do okay?
LOL yeah, that's pretty good. What you should tell people to get them off your back is that you're a gambler. You're just hedging your bets. If you're right you go to heaven, wear a white robe and sing old John Denver songs for all eternity and I go to hell and have a fiery poker shoved up my corn crack for all eternity. If I'm right we both just get buried and turn to dirt. No matter what, you win.