If an "all loving god" wants to send me to hell for playing with myself, ok. I would be kind of embarassed if he projected it on a cloud though.
Do you value your life? If playing with yourself is fun, you must place some value on your life, right?
God doesn't want anyone to go to Hell. However, because He controls everything, He will be the One Who sends to Hell those who are going there. But He doesn't do it the way that you think. Here's how He does it.
God gives every person the freedom to select salvation or not... one way or another. Then God does what the person asks for when the person makes his own selection.
Secure salvation for yourself. Believe in the forgiveness that God offers through Jesus. Learn about it by reading the New Testament in the Bible first... then the Old Testament. Doing this will give God the tools to work salvation in you. Don't worry about the other people.
Everyone who reads this post, get the Bible into yourself, in faith, so that God can secure your salvation for you, by working faith in your heart through the words you read.
If he loved us so much, why would he put us in spiritual peril to begin with? And how do you know how god works? There is no god or jeebus. It's 2015, I thought we were beyond this dark ages crap by now.