Oh god, EMACS here too? Crap. I really wonder how many avatars are hiding massive neckbeards.
Anyway, for 0.2 btc I give you a choice:
The Church of Eris or the
The Church of subGenius. In effect your choices are get weird or get weirder.
I give you 0.2 BTC if you don't join url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism]The Church of Eris[/url.
Because we discordians must stick apart.