It's our upstream ISP's thats malfunctioning. Doesn't seem to be an attack. Our 10GE core is still alive, but the rest is down...
I'll keep you guys updated as much as i can. Bitlc.net will boot up automatically when the issues are resolved.

ETA - No idea, it's not just us.


EDIT 20 minutes later:
All systems are back online, an ISP technician are on his way to the DC to investigate WTF just happened.
It was a really bad coincidence as i lost all control over my environment at the same time i accidentally cased the MySQL server to hung.