So maybe if the shit hits the fan so bad that governments raid IRA's and 401k's and lockdown checking account cash withdrawals then maybe cryptos are the true safehaven after all....and maybe then Dash's anonymity factor will become vital to civilization angry at government mistakes and control and so it'll gain serious value. $1,000 per Dash sounds about right in that scenario.
Surely they won't even bother going that far.
They'll just coerce the exchanges to hand over all trade records and use them as evidence of your holdings on the assumption that you're still holding everything you ever bought and the onus is on you to prove otherwise. (By producing trade records of equivalent authenticity).