I don't think Aahzmundus is for sale. His forum account had a weak password which was brute forced once its hash was leaked.

The original owner of the stolen account messaged me. Both on Just-Dice.com (where he's a chat moderator) and on Google Talk (where I've had him as a contact for a year or so).

I am in contact with him if you would like me to pass his account back to him.