Holy shit!  This is exactly like something he would post on hashtalk.  There had to have been a dozen posts just like this.  Excuses, excuses, excuses, sorry I'm incompetent, we fixed everything though, I promise, stick around to see all the great stuff coming!

How did he ever start GAW in the first place?  Why did anyone give him money?  Why did the state give him a contract?  He is obviously not all that bright, and not even all that tech literate.  It's mind boggling that someone so inept was able to fool so many people.