Glad to be of help.

Many decades ago I bought a get rich quick scheme that was actually a meticulous and comprehensive rundown of options trading. My eyes glazed over before the end of the second paragraph and I shelved it.

Deciding I should get my money's worth despite not having read any more of it, I made a list of fun-sounding companies that I knew sod all about, rang up some options place (this was pre internet) and placed an order for some call options. It totally slipped my mind for about three months. When I rang up again I was five grand richer.