Fwiw f2pool representative just post in the aforementioned thread:
Hello. We recognize the problem. We will switch to FSS RBF (*) soon. Thanks.
(*) FSS RBF = first-seen-safe RBF
Yay, I'm happy! First-seen-safe RBF is fine by me

(Although I think child-pays-parent solves all the problems with "stuck transactions" in a more elegant way.)