Sounds like we need get you onto Jon Corzine on behalf of the MF Global customers who are still waiting for their deposits back ....
Heh. Don't get me started!

Give me Corzine, a soundproof basement, and a box of pliers. Plus some thick rubber gloves. I'll find the MFGlobal money he stole PDQ.
Actually, let Gerald Celente handle Corzine. He's old school NY Italian and could teach me some 'classic methods of persuasion.'

There are already enough wanna-be Corzine rat finks running around here to keep me and my (verbal) dissection kit plenty busy.