Let me counter with a stupid idea of my own. The bitcointalk community should be able to vote newly released newbies back into the crib. The more votes, the longer they must remain.
That wasn't stupid that was pure awesome. Make it like a +/-. Too many minus you go to noob zone for a time out and your - score increses by 1 pt per x hours. When it is back to zero you can come out and play again.