So what did Matthew and Pirate teach everyone with this very expensive lesson?
Shhh. You'll ruin the surprise.
Pirate pays in 3... 2.... 1...
I hope you're sitting while waiting...
Oh I am, ot some Champagne on ice and a cuban cigar ready...
1, Pirate pays.
2, Matthew gets scammers tag and maybe banned.
3, Matthew pays me a whole lot of money.

I can't lose

Interesting. I'd like to hear more about #3. How does that one work?