There are pitfalls to being your own bank.
Ultimately you have to cash it out, as it stand right now. And if you do a large cashout to your bank account, the government'x tax agency will be on you like a hawk for not having declared the money.
Think Al Capone.
Pay the tax then?
People seem to think because it's magic internet money it's tax free. Nope. Just the same as anything else. I'd fully expect to be taxed on the capital gains if I auctioned my vintage tampon collection.
The court isn't going to be very interested in someone pleading 'but it's, like, on the internet and stuff.'