To hell with your magazine.
Unfortunately, it's not "my magazine". Not sure how many times I'll need to correct that in the future. Please boycott Dove soap since I wash my buttcrack with that

Fuck me! I'm still 200 posts out and now I have to change my soap brand, for if I were to pick up a bar of Dove, an image of Matthew's ass will always come to mind. Don't believe me? For those of you who do use Dove, try not to think of Matthew's ass the next time you're lathering up your crown jewels.
And for those who like to gamble:
(Euronext: UNA, LSE: ULVR)Consumer goods giant Unilever (LSE: ULVR; Euronext: UNA; NYSE: UN) turned in the worst performance on the 100 as it dropped 5.93 due mainly in part to bitcoiners switching brands upon learning that one of their own (recently tagged) uses Dove to wash the crack of his ass.
