How *to get rich. Well, first of all you need to master the science of space and time, then collect enough resources to build a working time machine and then travel back in time to the year 2008 with a little cash and buy around 1000 bitcoins. Well, why stop there? You have a bloody time machine you can do whatever you want! But that's just a dream never coming true. What you can do is to research, study the market well, invest properly on bitcoins (or anything else that suits you) and stop looking for shortcuts.