Monero at 50 cents?

Beep, beep, beep!  Back up the largest truck you can afford to lose.

They are only that cheap because botnets or claymore or whatever (SPV mining?  Is it true?) constantly dump redistribute healthy amounts into the market.  Nobody (not even DASHtards) dares to short XMR, even at loan rates flirting with zero.

Holders have little interest in selling under the $5 ATM and love nom-nomming up more at 2 for $1.