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I swear to God...you people...with your retroactive, after-the-fact, so-called predictions...

I'll actually not argue strenuously with most of your points as most of them contain an element of truth and at the very least are amusing.
I will say that via very simplistic analysis which seems to elude all, and especially 'free marketers', all mining is destined to fail (and may ultimately take Bitcoin down with them.) That's not to say that one cannot make some money selling pick-axes if one is lucky and/or scammy however.
I'll also observe that outwardly you seem to be displaying classic
battered wife syndrome toward cypherdoc who one supposes is sitting on 10% of the BTC that you once controlled. Of course it's possible that your activities with Hashfast are more complex than average. Who knows?
From my admittedly tangential read, there is a hypothesis floated in legal circles that cypherdoc's involvement is somewhat more complex than simple shilling. That is, his wallet acts as a protected buffer and his shilling fees exist as an excuse and to escape future legal 'violence'. Whether I like or trust the legal system or not, I'd rather see the funds I put in to support it (my taxes) used to tug at this string than to help resolve disputes between other faceless corporate giants which is where most of the money goes. That's only because I happen to be into Bitcoin though. Ideally the court system and government generally would studiously ignore Bitcoin, but that ship has already sailed.