Blockcypher will give you the "your screwed" odds.
https://live.blockcypher.com/btc/tx/9fa3b45906a95cd9a7919161e08b1e2e238378da2858aabd363b21eb15aedaca/
Right now your are 72.62% screwed (though I think the numbers are made up)

It's only $17, but if you really want it you could gamble another TXO on a CPFP sweep.  I'd caution against it unless you happen to have a TXO that is $2 or something.  Anyway... I would think a 10 mBTC bounty could possibly get you in a future Eligius block.