I'm going
through Texas at the end of the month. Maybe I will go a little out of my way and try to get an "interview" from josh.

Don't stop on your way
through Texas. Just roll up your windows, lock your doors and keep driving. Pee in a bottle if you have to. There's nothing to see in that shithole. I lived there for 10 years. Worst 10 years of my life.
What's wrong with Texas? I hear Austin is nice.